I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted
|jesus:||mom i told you i didn't want a big party|
|mary:||THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR|
a guy on the train just finished his book and started a new one immediately i think that is the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen
can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000?
they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius